The following transmission appears on your desktop, without warning.
Greetings. If you're reading this, then you've been identified. By whom? You'll find out.
My name isn't important. What is important is that you follow the below instructions. It shouldn't be too hard. That is, if you're truly one of us.
ONE. Wikia is a cover. It was founded by our agents, to someday bring about this site. It is imperative you have an account with us. Instructions for registration are in the upper-right corner of this page. If you already have an account, I commend you.
TWO. Head here. Follow the instructions transcribed there.
THREE. Wait. One of our higher level agents will respond soon. Follow their instructions, if need be.
FOUR. You'll need a means to communicate with other agents. The following template must be filled out, and copied onto a page. This page must be called Template:(charactername). For example, Template:Dan. Should your character's name be taken, change it to something else. For example, a character named Daniel Smith could be Template:Dan S or Template:Daniel. Use your imagination.
(Meh, I'll do it later.)
It should look like the following.
FIVE. Next, create a page for your character. It should be exactly the name you just inserted into the above word bubble. WIP
SIX. I'll finish this later.